Vacationing in Arizona, a group of British tourists spot a cowboy lying on the road with his ear to the ground. "What's going on?" they ask.
"Two horses -- one gray, one chestnut -- are pulling a wagon carrying two men," the cowboy says. "One man is wearing a red shirt, the other a black shirt. They're heading east."
"Wow!" says one of the tourists. "You can tell all that just by listening to the ground?"
"No," says the cowboy. "They just ran over me."
No comments:
Post a Comment