Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Dead Democrats Vote More Often Than Dead Republicans in NYC

Yes, that is correct. You can read all about it here! Of course, the article lists an excuse why dead voters are 4 times more likely to be Democrat than Republican, but see if you think their argument holds water.

If you're dead, click here to register to vote in this election!

Monday, October 30, 2006

A Sunday Without Volunteers

At the Vine Fellowship, we know we could not fulfill our purpose as a church if it was not for our volunteers. This past Sunday, October 29th, we celebrated our second annual Volunteer Appreciation Sunday. As a small token of our appreciation, we had a special dinner for our volunteers on Sunday night where the staff and Advisory Team served. It was very difficult for the volunteers to just sit and be served (some rebelled and tried to work!). Gary Chapman would have been proud of us, though. I think we were able to communicate our deep appreciation for our volunteers by speaking their love language...acts of service.

It seemed impossible to list everything our volunteers do to help the church fulfill the vision, so rather than try and do that, we took a slightly different approach. We came up with a humorous video that asked the question, "What would a Sunday morning at Vine Fellowship look like if we had no volunteers?"Click here to watch, A Sunday Without Volunteers.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Fried Coke

"Gonzales ran two stands at the State Fair of Texas and sold up to 35,000 fried Cokes over 24 days for $4.50 each -- and won a prize for coming up with "most creative" new fair food."
Click on the picture for the whole story.

Friday, October 27, 2006

More On Michael J Fox and Stem Cell Research

Just a few links for you:
  • The Weekly Standard - Spin City:Michael J Fox isn't telling the whole truth about stem cell research in those ads
  • One couple trying to buy a constitutional amendment by supporting Missouri Proposition 2 with a $25 million "donation"
  • Comparison chart of the benefits of embryonic stem cell research {kills the embryo} to that of adult stem cell research {no embryo sacrifice necessary}. Tell me again why embryonic stem cell research is so important to Democrats?

Your Toilet on Auto-Pilot

Here's the link to the "automatic toilet" story at Endgadget. The basic idea is walk up to the toilet, it figures out your "intentions" and lifts the appropriate seat(s). Some interesting comments from readers at the end of the article such as: "what if it misreads my 'intentions' at night when it's dark and I can't see?" and "when will the glow in the dark version be available?"

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Guess He Doesn't Take the "History" Questions When Playing Trivial Pursuit

Mexico's president-elect Felipe Calderon is not happy about the Secure Fence Act of 2006 calling it a "huge error" on America's part. The act, signed by President Bush today calls for a 700 mile fence to be built along the US/Mexican border in an effort to slow the flood of illegal immigrants and potential terrorists along our southern border. It seems the president-elect is not much of a history buff as he made a comparison between this new fence and the Berlin Wall. I thought the Berlin Wall was built to stop emigration {leaving}, not immigration {entering}. President-elect Calderon isn't building the fence, is he?

Minutemen Project Brings High-Tech Security to Arizona Border

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

There Is a Reason It Is Pushed

You may have seen the ad...you can find it on Youtube. I'm still trying to figure out Proposition 2 in Missouri that all of the hub-bub is about. Claire McCaskill says that the bill is about allowing stem cell research and that her opponent, Jim Talent, wants to make this illegal. Others say the this is ridiculous because stem cell research is currently going on in Missouri and is not illegal now. Leave it politicians to muddy the waters.

But you've gotta admit...it is a cheap shot to bring out the victim of a disease and have them say "so and so does not want my disease cured...they want to stop the only that that will find my cure." The issue behind all of this is embryonic {requires the life of an embryo} stem cell research. While researching this issue, I came upon this article that talks about how adult stem cell research offers overwhelmingly more hope in the treatment of disease.

So why is embryonic stem cell research being pushed so much more? Is this just a front for abortion? I guess that sounds like a conspiracy theory...or maybe just politics. But read the article again. Continuing to push the embryonic stem cell research over adult stem cells does not make sense. There must be a reason it is being pushed.

- Rob

We're Going to the Zoo

This past Friday, Amanda's class (actually, the whole second grade) went to the zoo for a field trip. Parents were needed as chaperons, so Brooke and I volunteered. Brooke volunteered because she really gets into the super mom thing at school. I volunteered because I was "supposed to". Well, what I mean is, I want Amanda to know she is important to me, and she wanted me to go. Plus, I know there are a lot of kids at the school who do not have a positive male role model, so I knew I "should" go. In case you haven't figured it out, I'm not all that into kids (except my own!).

I came back Friday afternoon knowing why I was "supposed" to go...knowing why the Lord wanted me to go on this field trip. Brooke and I were assigned five boys and three girls while at the zoo (pictures below). On the way there, one little boy broke my heart telling me how many times he had moved and how he now lived with his grandparents. He was afraid of moving again because he said he would then be put up for adoption. His mother's past boyfriends had abused him and his siblings, so they no longer lived with her. If it didn't work out with his grandparents, he would be put up for adoption. Like I said, I am not into kids, but all I kept thinking was "no kid deserves this". We hit it off and he seemed comfortable talking to me. He kept holding my hand as we walked through the zoo.

Another boy told Brooke he lived with his mom and grandmother because his Dad was in jail. He obviously needed a positive role model in his life, too. By the time we got home, I was ready to get off the school bus packed with noisy kids and my stomach was a bit queasy from the long, bumpy bus ride, but my heart was touched. Sure am glad I did what I was "supposed to" do. I felt like I got to be a little bit of Jesus in a couple kids' lives.

Amanda and two friends

Our "gang" for the day

The gang with a Komodo Dragon

Mrs. Hurt and the Posse

Friday, October 20, 2006

No Thanks, We're Stupid

I'm a conservative Republican. If you are a fellow conservative, I don't know how I feel about this guy being our next presidential candidate, but I personally don't like it much. I've been thinking how I would vote if he were "our" candidate. I didn't much like the idea, but I was throwing it around nonetheless...should I not vote or vote for a 3rd party candidate just to make a statement to the Republican party "this is not who I want us to be"? But then I thought, "if a lot of us do this, a Democrat will end up in the White House and that (obviously) is not a good thing."

I choose to vote Republican because, as a party, they come closest to supporting issues that I believe in such as being pro-life, the privatization of Social Security, (I used to think) immigration, pro-marriage (meaning between a man and a woman...how did this even become a question?), tax cuts and a strong military.

If you believe what the media says (if you do, I'll tell you my story about meeting the tooth fairy), a number of conservatives are having this same thought regarding the November elections. I ran across an interesting editorial in the Washing Times regarding this issue. It's entitled, "No Thanks, We're Stupid". It helped me clear up my thinking. Here's just a portion of what the article said, but if you're a conservative wrestling with this issue, you ought to read the whole thing.

Here are some tell-tale signs of the sort of person who would vote (or not vote) to cause the election of a party which would act to defeat every value and interest he holds dear (merely because the party that will at least try to advance most of those issues has not done as well as he might have hoped):

1) When offered by a car dealer 25 percent off on a car, he insists on paying the full factory recommended retail sticker price -- because {he will not accept} 25 percent when he deserves 30 percent off.

2) When the prettiest cheerleader asks the nerd to take her to the prom, he turns her down -- just because he can.

3) When stopped for doing 70 in a 65 zone, he tells the trooper that's not possible because he had the cruise control set on 90 -- he just resents being falsely charged.

4) When diagnosed with a serious illness, he promptly cancels his medical insurance -- in order to save the cost of premium payments to help pay for the upcoming hospital stay.

A conservative would have to be just that stupid to stay home on Nov. 7.

(read the rest of the article)

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

You Are My Prince of Peace

"Yet it was our weakness he carried; it was our sorrow that weighed him down. And we though his troubles were a punishment from God for his won sins! But he was wounded and crushed for our sins. He was beaten that we might have peace*. He was whipped, and we were healed! All of us have strayed away like sheep. We have left God's paths to follow our own. Yet the Lord laid on him the guild and sins of us all."
- Isaiah 53:4-6, NLT

* Peace (from Strong's Concordance)
completeness, soundness, welfare, peace

1. completeness (in number)
2. safety, soundness (in body)
3. welfare, health, prosperity
4. peace, quiet, tranquillity, contentment
5. peace, friendship
1) of human relationships
2) with God especially in covenant relationship
6. peace (from war)
7. peace (as adjective)


You are my Prince of Peace and I will live my life for you
- Words from the song "You Are Holy" by Michael W. Smith

Last Friday, Brooke and I were out running errands and our car would not start. We borrowed a friend's car to get a jump, but the car started before I hooked up the jumper cables. I had the battery checked and was told it was holding a charge, although it could still be time to replace it. I found out the battery had to be purchased from the dealership and they may have to install it because removing the battery might reset the computer on the car. Cost: $110. This was the same day I was paying the bills. Looking at my checking account, I saw that I did not have enough money to buy a new battery this week. But whoever said the devil isn't predictable? As I sat there trying to figure out how to get a new battery so that my wife did not get stranded somewhere, I suddenly noticed that my tithe check plus what I had left over for the week would cover the battery. Right then and there, I prayed, "Lord, I am going to be faithful with the tithe and I am asking you to take care of my car and battery." Sunday night when the car would not start at Life Group for Brooke, I thought for a moment that God may not have heard what I prayed.

On Monday, a mechanic friend from church offered to check my battery and alternator. Both checked out fine. We then went online and researched the problem and found out that many people with 2003 Saturn Ions have had these same intermittent failure-to-start problems. In each case reported, replacing the ignition switch was Saturn's answer. My friend offered to install a new ignition switch for me, so it seemed the $42 for the part was all I would be out. My friend spent 3 and a half hours trying to install the part. Actually, he had it installed much sooner than that but spent the rest of the time trying to figure out why the engine security light came on 100% of the time now and the car would never start. He did all he could and I finally got him to go home. He figured either the new part was bad or there was some sort of procedure that needed to be followed when installing an ignition switch so that the car's computer would accept it.

I would like to say I was walking by faith and knew God would take care of it all, but that simply was not the case. My stomach was in knots. Now I was going to have to have my car towed into the dealership and I had no money at all to have it worked on. Worry, worry, worry. Go to bed worrying. Wake up worrying.

Tuesday morning, the one verse to this song, "You are my Prince of Peace and I will live my life for you" just kept going through my head. Finally I prayed, "Lord, is this song for me today? I can't seem to get it out of my head. I am doing my best to live my life for you, so I am going to trust you to be my Prince of Peace." I certainly would not say I was the picture-perfect man of faith from that time on, but I did begin to trust that the Lord was going to take care of the situation for us.

I called the Saturn dealership and told them what happened. They told me the computer had to be reset and asked if I could bring the car in. I told them it would have to be towed, so the lady on the phone talked to a tech there in the shop. She came back and told me the computer could be reset manually and the instructions to do so could be found online, but it was a very complicated process and most people just give up. I was walking in faith too much to give up (or to more honest, I knew I could not afford to give up!), so I asked the tech to call me back and give me the instructions on how to reset the computer. Ten minutes later he called, gave me the instructions and it worked. Our car problems were fixed for $42.00

And then to top it all off, Isaiah 53 was part of my devotional reading for today and I ran across verse 5. When I saw the word "peace", I did a quick word study. Sometimes I a slow learner, but I think I got my lesson for this week!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Quote

Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
- Rita Rudner

Monday, October 16, 2006

From All Appearances

I will spare you the picture (no, I didn't take one), but from all appearances we were correct in assuming that Grumpy O'Mally is a boy turtle and Grace O'Mally is a girl turtle. Furthermore, it appears that Grumpy is trying to make sure the family name continues!

Sunday, October 15, 2006

What A Ride - Jim Leroy


I posted the video of Sean Tuker doing his thing in the Pitts Special a few days ago. I had seen video of Jim Leroy (and saw him in person at the Alliance Air Show a few weeks ago), but I just found this particular video tonight. Sorry if areobatic videos bore you, but I just sit and watch these guys over and over again. Incredible!

This Week In Pictures

OK, so here's a quick week-in-review (just the highlights). First of all, the picture of the guy to the left with the BIG forehead. Great day! I knew I was losing hair, but that is not how my forehead looks when I look in the mirror. Oh well. The is me and I am holding just a few of the chips I won in Saturday night's poker game with the guys. Just to clarify: 1) I did win ALL of the chips, 2) I was down to just $300 in chips, barely enough to cover little blind, and I came back to win ALL the chips, 3) yes, I had a number of lucky hands and 4) no, we do not play for money...just chips. I guess all I can say about my game-playing that night is that the greatness of my playing is only overshadowed by my humility in winning ALL the chips. (Sorry guys, but we all know it will be a long time before I win again, so I've got to enjoy it).

On Saturday, we were out running family errands and stopped by Academy Sports and Outdoors to look for some bike stuff. As we drove up, we noticed they were having their grand opening kick-off party thingy, so we enjoyed some good BBQ chicken and hot dogs as well as free t-shirts and hats. Here Amanda and I are showing off our free stuff.

Sully loves his blankey...so much so that he chews it up and eats it! All week long we have been looking for another blankey that will last him more than a few weeks. He loves to chew on the blanket and play tug-of-war, so while we are looking for a suitable replacement, we picked up this toy for him to pull on. Of course Boo did not want to be left out, so she had to try it out as well. Notice Boo is a bit more laid back than Sully...she cannot even stand up to pull.

Rain on Friday kept me from getting to go geocaching by myself, and it kept us from getting to go out as a family on Saturday. But, during the week, I did get to take a couple friends geocaching. I already posted about caching with Jason, and then on Thursday this week, Amanda I took Clay out to learn how to use his new GPS. Here is he finding his first cache, one that I hid, BINY In My Life - David Wilson.

Boeing's Laser Gunship Program Testing Begins

The Boeing Company [NYSE: BA] has begun flight testing for the Advanced Tactical Laser (ATL) Advanced Concept Technology Demonstration (ACTD) program and has generated "first light" of ATL's high-energy chemical laser in ground tests, achieving two key milestones in the laser gunship development effort.

The idea is a plane-mounted laser that can take out ground targets, having the ability to adjust the power based on the size of the target and the desired destruction. Read all about it here.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

What A Ride - Sean Tucker


OK, my breakfast would be in my lap within the first 15 seconds, but man, what a ride that would be!

Friday, October 13, 2006

Chili Cook-Off...Texas Style!

Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL .

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3."

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:


CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI


Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.


Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.


Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy cow, what the heck is this stuff? You could
remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN 'S AFTERBURNER CHILI


Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.


Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.


Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm
supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI


Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.


Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.


Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels
like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting drunk from all of the beer.

CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC


Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.


Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or
other mild foods, not much of a chili.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to
taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT ... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER


Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding
considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit
the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I
can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Forget them.

CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY


Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of
spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic.
Superb.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I had an accident when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI


Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.


Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I
wouldn t feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Forget it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI


Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold
but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

Judge # 3 - No Report

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Pump It Up, Arlington


Short video clip of Amanda and Brooke on a slide at Pump It Up Arlington while at a friend's birthday party on Sunday.

A Good Thing?

This Fox news story, Shouting Out of Fashion at Army Boot Camps, says that drill sergeants are yelling less and fewer recruits are dropping out of boot camp. Here's a little more from the article:

The changes started about a year ago, as defense officials looked for ways to make drillmasters more effective, said Lt. Col. Mike Jones, head of Army National Guard recruiting.

He said the old way was to "talk loud, talk often, get their attention" — shock treatment to teach discipline and mold the newly recruited civilian into a soldier.


But trainers found today's generation responded better to instructors who took "a more counseling" type role, Jones said, using strong tactics when needed but keeping them the exception instead of the rule.


I'm thinking life on the battle field is going to be a whole lot tougher than boot camp. So are we going to ask front-line commanders to yell less often as well? Maybe if we do that our enemies will treat our captured soldiers nicer, too since they wouldn't be used to being yelled at. What do you think?

Making Nice to Our Enemies