So I turn on my cell phone this morning (true story). I immediately hear the tones that tell me I have two text messages. I open the first one, from one of the youth workers at our church, and it says:
prepare for the worst
Well, one of our church youth has been telling me all week that he is going to "get me" at VBS today (water balloons, hose or something along those lines). I figured he had enlisted this youth worker's help to harass me. I thought the other text was going to be from youth member saying the same thing.
So, I replied appropriately:
Prepare Thyself, Amateur
After sending that text, I opened the other one that came in. Come to find out, this one was from the youth worker, too. This one said:
I know u r sleeping, but please pray for us. Our dog has been sick and is probably going to die. We will probably have to... (and the text cut off there)
It only took a second or two to realize what the ... at the end meant. This text was too long to come in one message, so it was continued as a second message. The entire message would have read:
I know u r sleeping, but please pray for us. Our dog has been sick and is probably going to die. We will probably have to prepare for the worst.
To which, I had already replied, "Prepare Thyself, Amateur"
So of course I had to text her and explain my moronic reply.
Just call me Mr. Sensitive.