It's Just Me...Rob
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Thursday, May 27, 2010
California Vs. Texas
A man is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
#1. Man starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for
#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
#4. Man goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.
#6. $50,000 of state funds are allocated to implement a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.
#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
#8. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.
#1. Man shoots coyote and keeps jogging. He has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote..
Any wonder why California is broke????
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