Southerners Are So Polite!

Atlanta Air Traffic Control (ATC): "Tower to Saudi Air 911 - You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be praised.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 712 - You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah is great.

Pause . . .

Static . . .

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC!! ATLANTA ATC!!"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OF OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. PLEASE ADVISE!"

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your little hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now; and tell Allah 'hey' for us!"