Thursday, April 16, 2009

Easter Myths

One lady wrote in to a question and answer forum.

Dear Sirs,

Our preacher said on Easter, Jesus just swooned on the cross and that the disciples nursed Him back to health. What do you think?



Dear Bewildered,

Beat your preacher with a cat-of-nine-tails with 39 heavy strokes, nail him to a cross; hang him in the sun for 6 hours; run a spear thru his side; put him in an airless tomb for 36 hours and see what happens.

(taken from our church bulletin on Easter Sunday)

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