911 Operator: "911. What's your emergency?"
Caller: "Uh yeah. My wife got attacked by a warthog real bad and I need someone to come with an ambulance and pick her up."
911 Operator: "Ok, sir. Can you give me your address?"
Caller: "Uh yeah. We're at 1825 Eucalyptus Drive."
911 Operator: "Ok, can you spell that for me, sir?"
Caller: (long pause) "Uh...I'm...I'm gonna drag her on over to Oak Street and you can pick her up there."
Thanks to Dawn Irons for sending me this.