Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Taliban Warns U.S. on Arizona Law

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , the Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed (Mo) Jihad Islam, warned the United States that if Arizona 's Immigration Law is not repealed, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers and possibly Motel 6 and Super 8 managers.

And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for president of the United States!

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