In central Texas, there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means, "Don't drink the water, the cows have messed in it." The man shouted back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The farmer replied, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Sorry Stan, this is the second Obama joke I stole from your blog (actually, I just linked to the last one). My friend Jason sent this too me and I laughed so hard the second time I had to go ahead and post it.